Hmm, FFS, should eliminate the problem, as well as covering any swearing connotations eg For Friendship Sake?
My new sexy neighbour just sneezed, so by instinct and good manners I said bless you... She said thanks, but looked a little confused that her wardrobe was talking to her!
I'm not saying staff at my local Asda are idle gits, but I've used the self checkout twice and I've already been named Employee of the Month!
My wife called me at work today and said, "I've got a few pains in my stomach and I feel slightly sick." "What have you eaten?" I asked. She said, "About an hour ago I had a cheese Sandwich, 2 packets of crisps, a sausage roll, 2 chocolate bars and strawberry milkshake." "That'll be why then" I said, "You're probably hungry."
