Rangers v Celtic

I have one in the work, Sevco this,yir deid etc.
Anyway he had a heart attack November last year, he actually died then was brought back to life.
Once he was fit enough again for work, I bided my time, then boom fvkn headshot,
I asked how he came up with Sevco, No History etc, straight in with the two feet, you died you've no history.
So I asked him what do we call you now?
Blank look from him, he wasn't getting it, I repeated what do I call you now?
Penny didn't drop, so I had to tell him you died,so who are you now, you can't be the same person, according to you when you die, you loose all your previous history.
So do I still call you Del??.
I now wait till he's with his Tim mates in the canteen and shout over, not long till your first birthday now Delco. He fvkn hates it, and funnily enough,he never mentions Sevco any more.


What was that noise?

Just the mic dropping mate.

 

I saw that last night, utter pish, that is implying Rangers died and you have all the uneducated ****ers of our support thinking it is genius.

 

he's seething

 

Today on things that didn’t happen

 

No Crasher has ever said to my face that Rangers died.

If they did, let’s just say that they’d be picking their teeth up off the deck lol

 

hahaha would you give them a knuckle sandwich? pmsl

 

Put it this way, I’d give them a bunch of 5s

 

@simonstainrod

 

there would only be 3 hits, you hitting them, them hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90! In saying that, it would probably be a lot slower than that, it would all depend on the traffic, I suppose

 

Someone said it to me once in 2013 and I sweeped him and kicked him in the face.

he was Irish as well. Levels

 

He must've took a severe bump to the head cos he's won simpleton of the year 9 years running now @Mick O'Toon

 

Beale with his first chasing



Hearing the "top job" he's got is chief taster at Greggs pmsl

 

He’s been cast on the new ghostbusters movie

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Haha ffs

 

Congratulations, buddy

 

Did you get the slimer gig?

 

hahaha get intae these ****ing wierdo bastards before they try and shag are kids

oi ***** leave those kids alone

 

hahaha I did, I'll see you on set, buddy

 

What a great bus trip this one was.

 

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