The local supermarket called Cidon sells Cadbury's Cream Eggs, get in there. On the downside, they have run out of Irn Bru. ****ers.
****ing creme eggs and bastarding Irn Bru for ****s ****ing sake. The Devils festering spunk filled testicle washed down with the Devils own puss filled piss. You're dead to me buddy. **** me man. I ****ing give up.
Yeah not bad, squire. Had been feeling pretty ****ish since Wednesday but pretty much all good now. I did however go over my ankle on Friday and tore some ligaments but it is getting better. Saw the doctor today and she said it is between a grade 2 and grade 3 tear. Grade 3 tear is the highest you can get and means the ligaments are completely ruptured, she reckons 3 weeks to heal. My thoughts are within a week she will be saying my ankle is like my ball bag and can only be described as miraculous.
Och, you know me. A complete mess of contradictions and perceptions, both by others and myself. But to revert to my true (I think, anyway) self, hope you are doing better soon, seriously buddy and I mean that most sincerely folks, oh **** off ER, and stop being contrary and stop, if I do say so myself, using so many blasted commas. There, that's a load off my chest. It's goodnight from me, possibly.
You should ask your boyfriend to stop leaving his load on your chest, then you wouldn't need to get it off your chest pmsl
