Reet, so you got hours to go before they snap ya neck in two with the hangmans noose for murdering one thousand nine hundred and fifty eight SCUM fans in their sleep. As well as being awarded the Victoria Cross, you are given a last meal, and a few last drinks. What would they be? MINE, in chronological order... 4 cans of Stella. 2 12oz Medium fillet steaks with 2 portions of chips and a ****load of peppercorn sauce. 2 Bottles of red wine with a few Quality Streets (cant drink lager when im too full ya know what I mean)
Rigght, so if posted a thread to ask which band would anyone most like to play in, you'd reply I couldn't play guitar? Get a grip sunshine, it was just a random question. PS. I am not FAT. I just love me food
I'd ask for raw chicken, get me some of that salmonella. Hopefully boak on every **** when they flick the switch
i wouldn't need food or drink - i would just have a **** whilst looking into the eyes of the plastic bleeding red eyed scumbag **** faced **** supporting plastic not real fans that they are the ****s!! (or am i being over the top!)
I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to **** in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny motherfucker!
Cheers lad the 1958 squad issue was a slight problem for my northern (inbred) brothers across the Pennines, they had a lack of pace (on the runway) apparently. Shame.
Wop-bop-a-loom-a-boom-bam-boom tutti frutti, ice cream, and a nice slice of dowm-below cake,for me Oooooo
Ginger mate I would accept that the very second they stop bangin on about Turkey. It's all fun anyway Mancs just don't tek it personal
