She probably didn't want to appear a homophobe so she went down the nonce route instead! PC gone mad like.
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He's doing it on purpose now. I thought it was just his sense of humour but it's clearly designed to piss people off, he's evil.
Yeah but then he’d accuse me of been a soft millennial lefty. Probably give me a black eye and bang my missus too for good measure. Proper lad.
I hate the wild dogs, vicious little fookers. Although have seen videos of large birds of prey throwing the goats/antelopes off the side of rock faces.
Yes agree on the dogs thing, appreciate the circle of life, no problem with Big cats but I hate hyenas and the like.
Unlike the big cats, they don't try and kill their prey first, they just eat them alive. Lions always tend to go for the throat to cut off the breathing, but wild dogs just go for the rear of the animal and half it's guts can be out before it dies.
