Match Day Thread Sacrifices for Newcastle

It clearly works but we need to pick the next one for Newcastle pretty sharpish.

Bournemouth 9-0
Everton 2-0

 

It has worked both times, but will it's effect be dwindled offering two sacrifices so close to each other? Remain to be seen how the footballing gods will take that.

 

What on earth is all this about?

 

We murder one of our own forum members occasionally before a match and offer the body to the Gods as a sacrifice in exchange for a victory and three points.

By murder, and "offer as sacrifice", we mean block them from the forum during the game. We don't really murder them... although there are a few forum members who have been missing a while.

Things have got desperate this season.

 

...............don't tell 'im

 

Darn... too late. I could delete my post but he's probably already read it.

 

Easy murder biscan.

 

what do you mean we are not killing them... oops.

 

Why not?

 

Come to think of it, RHC got sacrificed before Everton and I haven't seen him since. He's either fallen down the stairs again or someone killed him for real.

 

welll.....

I thought we needed the win

 

Goodbye biscan

 

It's OK, it was worth it. I'll miss the Cheese stories a little bit though.

 

hasn't posted any lately anyway.

its not the same mad house. gone more like the rovers in corrie than the woolpack in emmerdale.

 

Toff pub now, they all drink mint juleps and start every conversation with "I say, old man, ".

 

Damn.

 

must bring the serving of food and not crack cocaine that tripped the balance.

 

Guys can we please kill Biscan?

 

Changed its name to Le Fromage Anglais.

 

Have you voted for him? We're very democratic on here and not at all open to bribery.
Honest.