The sunderland//newcastle Banter Thread

sorry gorgeous, do you have a photo my little birdy

 

Stone the Crows 500 post didnt see it going this long.

 

Hello eleanor, can we have a cyber affair, cant manage a proper one but I am very good if allowed to exagerate a little.

 

Now Syd what would your lady say.

 

probably please say yes and keep him

 

Did Sade write this about you Syd?

[video=youtube;4TYv2PhG89A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A&ob=av3e[/video]

 

Yeah right bet she'd punch my lights out, you smoothy.

 

Bet she did dave.

 

I think I'm getting her softened up Dave, careful how you rspond to that please

 

Well my thieving magpie friend, if you are from Washington, you too are an 'unpheasant' mackem yourself are you not?

 

Have I told you lately that I love you?
Have I told you there's no one else above you?
Fill my heart with gladness, take away all my sadness,
Ease my troubles, that's what you do.

For the morning sun in all it's glory,
Meets the day with hope and comfort too,
You fill my life with laughter, somehow you make it better,
Ease my troubles, that's what you do.

There's a love less defined,
And its yours and its mine,
Like the sun.
And at the end of the day,
We should give thanks and pray,
To the one, to the one.

Have I told you lately that I love you?
Have I told you there's no one else above you?
Fill my heart with gladness, take away all my sadness,
Ease my troubles, that's what you do.
There's a love less defined,
And its yours and its mine,
Like the sun.
And at the end of the day,
We should give thanks and pray,
To the one, to the one.

Have I told you lately that I love you?
Have I told you there's no one else above you?
Fill my heart with gladness, take away all my sadness,
Ease my troubles, that's what you do.

Take away all my sadness, fill my life with gladness,
Ease my troubles, that's what you do.

Take away all my sadness, fill my life with gladness,
Ease my troubles, that's what you do.

 

You know what they say; 'Wren in Rome, do as the Romans do' so I'll make a tit out of myself as well.

 

this thread is becoming a round robbin

 

I liked this one, I liked this one, I liked this one...Not me by the way, I'm just quoting my African Grey Parrot...

 

Nah 'Gorgeous' George Washington was a racehorse

 

I'll join you Overseas because toucan play at that game

 

^ As long as you're not a storker

 

Jeez not you as well! My girlfriend's been calling me a stalker and threatening legal action. Well, she's not technically my girlfriend yet...


Oh would you look at that, my coat

 

sounds a bit cukoo to me

 

I hope I'm not ostrichasized for my weak gags