Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v AC Milan

He’s been useless again

 

Milanateur dramatics.

 

Do we have a gruff Scotsman in the coaching team to have a word?

 

What's this a second half time?

 

I would love to know what Paratici says to our transfer targets to bring them in, must be a proper sweet talker.

Because what an earth possessed Danjuma, Richarlison, Bissouma, Spence etc to agree to moves here when there’s almost zero intention to play them? Baffles the life out of me why they’d join us.

 

Another poor delivery by Perisic.

 

One mild pull by Dier on Giroud and he gets booked! ****ing crook.

 

Dier gets booked for that, but Kjaer can do what he wants apparently.

 

You cannot book Dier for that and in the same game allow Kjaer to do it six times.

Dier misses the second leg.

 

I couldn't put my finger on why my mood was going down the pan , it's Hoddle of course the personality vacuum , he does it every time he's on one of our games

 

Buttikons are not crooked

...look, unless we remember how to play football, I'm going to run this one into the ground

 

Lenglet's got to beat the man with that cross. Did well to beat two defenders before that, though.

 

And the reason for preferring Lenglet over Davies is what exactly?

 

Perisic is so casual with those chested and headed backpasses.
Normally does them well, but that was silly.

 

Not sure he knew how he did it to be honest...

 

Must be waiting till games dead and buried again before changing it.

 

So what happens first: Milan get a booking, or Conte makes a sub?

 

conte makes a sub.

richarlison for Kulu

 

Richarlison replaces Kulusevski. Is he going to be wasted on the right, again?