Rangers v Celtic

Roses are red
@Toley Fart is very agitated
He went to Seville
And came back dehydrated

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Who thinks they're funny?
The GC crew!

 

I do not think roses or violets are funny. Not sure if anyone else does either.

 

Roses are red
The world is in crisis
Dev's in Ukraine
Fan has joined ISIS

 

Roses are red
Gambols a midget
He's also a lush
And missing a digit

 

Roses are red
Aldo likes bevvy
Talking about the tic
While watching Sevvy

 

ERs face is red
He's here to rebuke
After his nap
He'll talk about soup

 

Roses are red
Mindy’s a joke
Barrie beat piles
With clench and poke

 

Roses are red
All the taigs are fat
Lafferty was right
They're a pack of fenian rats

 

Roses are red
Doid's on a roll
If he keeps this performance up
Tuna might give him his hole

 

Roses are red
Julie likes it up the bum
Mon had a chance
Until he sold her a rustbelt slum

 

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Roses are red
Trev moved to the city
But he had to move back home
Cos he missed mummy's bitty

 

Roses are red
Barrie likes teenage gals
He teams up with Trev and mon
And they become the Pin Pals

 

Roses are red
Doid's shrinking libido
He had a taboo solution
Join CBC and become a *****

 

Roses are red
Crapto not got a clue
He got irked about his BMX
So he chased Scotty McClue

 

Roses are red
Toby's white privilege
His answer to toxic masculinity
Dame Edna Everage

 

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My roses are deed
You reap what you sow
It's my own bloody fault
Buying a house off Mon in Ohio

 

Roses are red,
Kafflicks are gay,
**** the pope
And the IRA