Nathan, **** off over there. Then **** off further. Keep ****ing off in that direction until you find yourself back here again so I can tell you to **** off again.
“Over there is where the US military shot down 3 unknown objects, we think 2 of them are the balls Shane Long lost whilst shooting “
If you squint and keep looking over there, all the way over the horizon, you can juuuust about see the Championship waiting for us”
It’s all in my Autobiography one7, which I was writing into the wee small hours and fell asleep face down on the page. When I woke up the ink had fused the pages onto my skin and I couldn't get them off. That's my story and I'm sticking to it