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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 25, 2023.

  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    I'm looking at section 132 to 135 lower Green tier
    if not them either 131 or 136 upper Green tier next to the standing area
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I’m looking at Magdad and Hung and hoping and praying….
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    Are you kneeling down before them to pray?
     
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  5. Magdad

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    He promised to bring a "friend"
     
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

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    My son happens to be a research scientist at a very well known American University Hospital and he knows, firstly, from his own knowledge of viruses, and secondly, from his colleagues in that specific field and who dealt with covid that it’s not man made.

    Would tend to think he knows more about it than any two bit conspiracy theorist.

    We (mankind) don’t have the knowledge or expertise to make such a virus from new. The prospects of “hitting lucky” are to remote to have even tried. Also if we adapted an existing similar virus then it would be detectable. Thirdly, if the Americans could have blamed China they would have and vice versa.

    But no doubt why let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory.
     
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

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    There’s no going back.
    He’s lost in music…
     
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  8. ToonArmy1892

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    This unidentified object that's been shot down, why would you shoot something down if you don't know what it is, how did they know there wasn't a person in it?

    Something off about this story.
     
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    So the question is "why did an American shoot first and ask questions later".....
     
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    Extract from BBC:

    A military commander said it could be a "gaseous type of balloon" or "some type of a propulsion system".

    He added he could not rule out that the objects were extra-terrestrials.

    The latest object - shot down over Lake Huron in Michigan near the Canadian border - has been described by defence officials as an unmanned "octagonal structure" with strings attached to it.


    Sooo... just to clarify... a US military commander (repeat MILITARY COMMANDER) isn't ruling out that extra-terrestrial objects may have entered Earth's atmosphere, without the "strings" burning up. Presumably it's extra-durable alien 'string' made from string-like material we've never come across before?

    <monster>
     
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    The strings are probably similar to the cheese you get on some takeaway pizzas
    Indestructible
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    Jolly nice of those aliens to send us some cheese strings.
    And we thank them by blowing it up!
     
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  14. ToonArmy1892

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    Preparing us for a fake alien invasion am i right?

    Look up "project blue beam" :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    Is that linked to Chippy's conspiracy theory named "project purple probe"?
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    They can't rule out the most impossible things.. ie God and et.

    Gunna travel light years in a fancy party balloon are they?
     
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    Trust the aliens to turn up when we’re doing well
     
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    People really have got unrealistic expectations
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    I think it's Boehly using it as a distraction to for Chelsea to sign more players with nobody noticing.

    "Look, up there! What the hell is that up there in the sky? Must be aliens! Quick shoot it down!"

    "Yeah, yeah, that's it, sign here quick, they're not watching..."
     
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    He was asked a question by an idiot and gave the only answer possible
     
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