Rangers v Celtic

I didn't win POTY in 2012, 2015 and 2019 for nothing

 

You said that it was good to have him back and I said that your bum was on fire, as in, "liar liar, bum's on fire". You really are a simpleton ****.

 

You forgot
*I like Mick.

 

It wasn't a penalty. The foul happened two yards outside the box. Tilman falling over inside the box does not make it a penalty. The ref looked at two penalty incidents on the screen and incredibly managed to get both fùcking wrong.

 

It's was because you give good head, sweets X

 

The guy still has a hold of Tillman's shirt, you dizzy ****

 

Shirtlifters, all of them.

 

Prove it

 

Oh **** off, Trevor. I am putting you and all of Eddie's other bots on ignore now.

 

Never one to mince your words,an earth moving hand tool is an earth moving hand tool.

 

I just had avocado, ham, cheese and lettuce in between 2 bits of toast. It was very pleasant.

 

sounds like a ****ter’s take on a cheese toastie.

 

I’m doing a 24hr fast. No food till 5pm tonight.

GET IT ROUND YOU

 

caved in just had a full bifta

 

That is the kind of thing that BeardMeatsFood does and then eats about 10 burgers in 20 minutes.

 

I just had a croissant and a banana,am I a ****?

 

Depends where you put the banana.

 

Barrie and Trev are like something out of The Odd Couple. Barrie wouldn't be able to have cold showers and Trev certainly wouldn't be able to go 24 hours without eating, yet they are best pals at the bowling.




I can't be ****ed posting The Simpsons thing about being Pin Pals

 

Possibly, but more weird than anything, who the **** has a banana in a croissant?