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If newcastle win this cup I can start asking man united fans what they've won in the last 8 years.

The opportunity is mouth watering.

It's either that or 90 plus minutes of cheer up Alan Shearer penatrating my limbic system as usual.
 
Well that's top three gone for you, top four depends on Spurs getting their act together. Could get even more embarrrassing for you if Brighton get in on the act.

Still that Eddie Howe, he's a nice guy, I'm sure we can get you a special presentation together for end of season for that, so you have something to celebrate mate.

We won't.
 
One thing you can always guarantee is that Newcastle will always **** it up..

Tottenham are somewhat similar, but not quite on the same level.

Prior to the last few days I had genuine hope for a top four finish but we're literally ****ed now mate. The last week has been hellish for us, Bentancur out for 6 months and he's been our best player this season, Lloris out for 6 weeks, Bissouma out for the season and Son's playing as if he's been possessed by Jadon Sancho.

Kane's good but I don't think even he can carry us to top four this season.
 
Prior to the last few days I had genuine hope for a top four finish but we're literally ****ed now mate. The last week has been hellish for us, Bentancur out for 6 months and he's been our best player this season, Lloris out for 6 weeks, Bissouma out for the season and Son's playing as if he's been possessed by Jadon Sancho.

Kane's good but I don't think even he can carry us to top four this season.


Not sure how much you've seen of us the past month but we've really been pretty poor and so far it it seems like it's getting worse steadily.

I'm kind of wondering if the players are trying to make sure they're available for Wembley actually because the decline was rapid.

It's either that or we're just **** as usual.. probs that actually.
 
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All I know is that every pundit is claiming that everyone down to Liverpool has a chance of top 4 so I wouldn't write yourselves off Spuds and Toons.

Of course the only reason the cut off just happens to be Liverpool is bcos most of these pundits are scouse ballsucking ****s, so maybe not.
 
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I'd imagine most of Europe with considerable dough will be looking at him tbh. Benzema heir/ Lewandowski replacement at Bayern/ you guys/ Chelsea.


Wouldn't say no, though if I were still a betting man I'd lump on a Poch return if/ when Conte bolts. He's back in London now, had a round of golf the other day with Ossie Ardiles in Enfield. Bloke might as well just sleep at Hotspur Way and wait for the call.

I think you should know Carrick's doing a sterling job managing Middlesborough.
 
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I think you should know Carrick's doing a sterling job managing Middlesborough.

Didn’t even realise he’d gone into management. We could probably do with him more as a player at the moment as it goes, bet he could still pick a pass.
 
I think you should know Carrick's doing a sterling job managing Middlesborough.
Meh. They've had 3 tough fixtures since he took charge. Burnley beat them 3-0. Sunderland beat them 2-0. Brighton beat them 5-1. I'm yet to be convinced.