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  1. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    the standard liquid morphine isn't that strong tbh .
    kidney stones can be pretty horrible but fairly easy to clear and then just drink more water .
     
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    Hope you're feeling better mate?
     
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  3. Sucky

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    Got absolutely zero sympathy for people who eat stones
     
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  4. Diego

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    So you didn't spend 18 hours waiting in the ambulance and 3 days on a stretcher in a corridor then?
     
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    He cycled in - jumps the ambulance queues.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    Morning, off to the office.
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Off to prison to see a friend
     
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    Mind they don't keep you there.
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    My one was a 'whopper' apparently, so it might take a bit longer to shift.

    I hope it does, otherwise it's back to hospital and a tube up my nob to blast it like an asteroid lol
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Hope you're feeling better bud ...
     
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  11. Solid Air 2

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    at least you will be asleep when they do it








    though may need a bow legged stance to walk for a week or two <whistle>
     
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    All the best bud
     
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    Thanks man, appreciate that <ok>
     
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  14. Sucky

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    Hope your bum doesn't die bro:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  15. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Ouch, that can’t be something pleasant to happen/have done. Can they not break stone up with medication or some external ultrasonic sort of thing.
     
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    @PINKIE less fond of rocks nowadays.
     
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    My plumber came round today to do the annual service on the boiler. Diehard Utd fan and he’s just come back from Munich where he along with a couple of thousand Utd fans had been remembering the air crash 65 years ago.
     
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    Happy paydsy everyone :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  19. luvgonzo

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    What?
     
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