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  1. SaintMarv

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    My Nan said to me "I have just done a silent fart what should I do?" I said " Change the batteries in your hearing aid."
     
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    Information for anyone with Saintsplayer.


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  5. saintrichie123

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    What does a near sighted gynaecologist and a dog have in common?




























    A wet nose.
     
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    Just saw a real idiot at the gym.

    He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
     
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    I'll watch it, but can't see it being anyway like the old stuff. Mainly because a lot of the content back then you couldn't include today. <laugh>
    Also no Manuel (there's no way they would recast him). :(
     
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    In the next James Bond film he will have a sex change half way through. It will be called Cocktopussy
     
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    Also John Cleese is a right curmudgeon. If he came to dinner none of the other guests could be issued with knives.
     
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    E5D83B1F-7E7D-406E-B3DD-14F3DF707EE7.jpeg Very foggy in London this morning, someone’s picture from an office block and a passenger took this picture from his plane.
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    Should have turned the hotel into a care home with Cleese as a cranky old conspiraloon complete with foil hat.
     
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    |You realise that this should have been preceded by 'Spoiler Alert'?
     
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