Match Day Thread Brentford vs Southampton 15:00 Saturday 4th February

More Follywood

 

They're more like "filmed on location in Alabama owing to tax credits" passes.

 

Their keeper looks like Chris Kamara’s love child.

 

Or Dollywood.

I feel like singing a country and western song now.

 

Boreham Wood

 

Just seems so easy for them.

We don’t look in control / like a premier league team at any point. Yet we aren’t trying to break on the counter. I really don’t understand what we are trying to do.

We panic in possession and have no idea what to do

 

Mbuemo has a beard/hairline combination rarely seen in the PL. And rarely seen beyond the counter of a takeout shop, for that matter.

 

Just back in, not reading back - how we doing?

 

as well as can be expected with a PE teacher in charge.

 

I will give some credit to NJ.

We are mixing up our attacking set pieces for a change.

 

We aren't losing. Best chances have gone to Brentford, but it isn't the worst 30 minutes we've played (that bar is very, very low).

 

Elyounoussi always making the wrong ****ing decision. Infuriating.

 

Our passing is still so very poor

 

Ah, you missed the best entertainment of reading this rather than watching.

 

Just thinking the same

 

Never had to give any card details so I'm confused.

Vin

 

Unbelievably out of his depth and has been for YEARS.

it’s staggering. Redmond is much better

 

Can you believe Elynoussi is on the pitch?

 

Certainly can. He's been fairly consistently picked by two managers who see him training every day.

 

We give up a shocking amount of space for attackers when they're 2 v 4.