Everything has been sorted.....new lyrics are 'i felt the knife in my hands and it/they/them/what/who/maybe laughed no more' ....
Oxford university professor and food standards chairwoman Susan jebb has expressed an opinion that bringing cake into the workplace etc is as bad as passive smoking..... reasoning that when back in the days when you walked into a smoky tap room you would inhale clouds of baccy, equally bringing said sponge cake is of the same health risk. Now I quite get the sucking in clouds of smoke back then if you had a night out but to equate it to someone offering you a slice of Victoria sponge is going way up the nanny state creek, obviously professor jebb for all her alleged qualifications hasn't heard the word ' no thanks'
I saw this on the news a couple of weeks ago and couldn't believe it wasn't a wind up. When I was younger I was practically the only one out of my mates who didn't smoke, but I loved the boozer so I put up with it - my choice. Not sure how someone bringing cakes into work is the same thing, you can choose to eat some or choose not to. I nipped that in the bud early on in my working life by deciding I didn't want to get into the whole "it's your birthday you must bring cakes in" bollocks so I never ate other's cakes and never brought them in either (but that could just be the Yorkshireman in me not wanting to shell out for a load of doughnuts once a year !).
