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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Sep 1, 2022.

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  1. Maximin Effort

    Maximin Effort Well-Known Member

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    Fancy planes they use for deportation these days...
     
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    Maximin Effort, Jan 31, 2023
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Just in case Shelvey gets on the pitch tonight to wave goodbye can someone shout “****” at him on my behalf?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jan 31, 2023
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  3. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    He will score the winner and celebrate by yelling **** into the camera
     
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    QWOP, Jan 31, 2023
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Then I woke up from this nightmare
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jan 31, 2023
  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    So he will play one last game for us tonight and score the winner? OK, cool.

    EDIT: so long as it's not an own goal.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 31, 2023
  6. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    The ultimate send off <laugh>
     
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    QWOP, Jan 31, 2023
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  7. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    You're right. He will yell "DPP is a ****" <laugh>
     
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    QWOP, Jan 31, 2023
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  8. haslam

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    Send Newcastle out so that when he helps mastermind an amazing Forest comeback from the sidelines tomorrow they face Southampton in the final.

    Pretty good odds against that now I re-read it with a sane mind.
     
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    haslam, Jan 31, 2023
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 31, 2023
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Maybe my nightmare is his reality?!
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jan 31, 2023
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  11. Roland Deschain

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    Am I ok to say how irritated I am to see Alessia Russo in the headlines for deadline day? I mean, **** off with your stupid ****ing wokeness.

    Honestly, I think we'll look back in about 10 years and say "what the **** were we doing, entertaining that bollocks?"
     
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    Roland Deschain, Jan 31, 2023
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    What bollocks?
    <whistle>
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 31, 2023
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  13. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Probably not supposed to say bollocks, it's not inclusive enough. It's all such a load of pissflaps.
     
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    Roland Deschain, Jan 31, 2023
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  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Bunch of c***s maybe?
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 31, 2023
  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Shelvey and me? <laugh>
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jan 31, 2023
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Besties. :emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 31, 2023
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 31, 2023
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    Remember Dalglish trying to pull that one over the Carroll fee <doh>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 31, 2023
  19. cronemeister

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    It’s a load of dangly genitalia is what it is!!
     
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    cronemeister, Jan 31, 2023
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  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I see Leicester have offloaded Perez to Spain on loan.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 31, 2023
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