It’s a very weird feeling that after what seems like 67 years….. we actually might be signing someone who’s sole job it is to get the ball in the back of the net in order for us to win games….??!?!
And he’s big enough that you would think even our midfield could maybe aim the ball in his general direction occasionally!
****ing hell we actually did it. We signed a striker. A very large one as well. Jonesball gonna secure us a trophy double. My catholic granny would’ve loved this thread title too.
He's literally the same height as Crouch. He's going to have an absolute field day from Prowsie's crosses.
Ha. Snap! In all seriousness a Youtube search brings up several "Why Man Utd/Arsenal/Liverpool are interested" videos from the last year or so. So fingers crossed!
He stands at nearly six foot 8 Big paul, big paul If he keeps us up it’s ****ing great Big paul, big paul
Today has been a bit surreal really. It's almost as if a switch has been flicked inside Ankersen's head and he's suddenly realised how much we're in the ****. For Saints to spend over £40million on one day is ludicrous really. It shouldn't have got to this stage but at least they've finally delivered.
He stands just over 6'7", St Paul, St Paul, he'll take us straight up to heaven, St Paul, St Paul, he scores with head, he's scores with feet, he's always got the keeper beat, Paul Onuachu, Southampton's goal machine! He better bloody well sign now!... Edit: Ha! Os had the same idea!
