I knew you were having woman issues. I was a right **** to everyone last time me and the missus broke up.
Maybe Holty can give you a few pointers on how to patch things up, or how to pick up birds in the boozer, as I'm pretty sure you will have been out of the dating game for a while now?
O K ( and this is a cheap one ) " you've taught me everything I know " --- how can you be annoyed at a compliment ?