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Evertons dumbest criminals

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Jan 16, 2023.

  1. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Bielsa was a batshit mental choice, he was last seen losing the plot at Leeds and having teams score 10 against them every match because his tactics had backfired and he refused to change them.

    Wheezing Ginge Dyche is a better choice, but still hardly glam and glitz, he might manage to just keep them all, but all they'll ever be is scraping around the bottom under him.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Oh please…
     
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  3. Toonitus

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    Its done

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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Can't see the Everton fans wanting Gordon back
    judging by what i've been reading on their forums
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    Me neither, that's why it's more likely we'll get him because Dyche won't tolerate that kind of crap Either, or the fact Gordon hasn't been showing up for training.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    So Gordon HAS turned up at Everton for training today. Let's see how that goes.
     
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  7. QWOP

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    Dyche won't keep them up. This makes the Gordon transfer even more likely. And cheaper!
     
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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  10. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    If he stays newcastle have successfully caused them further problems

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  11. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    Sign him just to help send Everton down, never play him and sign Diaby for 80 mil on deadline day.

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  12. QWOP

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    <laugh> I would call that "doing a Chelsea"
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    heaven. Could we sign the Mackems best player for the development squad too just to keep those mongs down?
     
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  14. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    Us when Everton are relegated

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  15. haslam

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    Loan him out to Southampton, Bournemouth or Wolves
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    Great idea
     
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  17. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Everton are trying to sign Che Adams

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  18. ToonArmy1892

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    Dear Everton fans..

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  19. Toonitus

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  20. Toonitus

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    I can't wait to see them react to che Adams signing
     
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