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Evertons dumbest criminals

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Jan 16, 2023.

  1. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Everyone's idol according to that <laugh>
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    Everton fans have convinced themselves they're being bought by redbull.

    Let's hope it's someone ****
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    tell them that they may have to change their colours to RED <ok>
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    And be called the RB Smackens.
     
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

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    It'll give them the wings they need to finally fly out of the premiership.
     
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  6. Roland Deschain

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    Right, Farhad - whatever you do, don’t bring in a manager who has weird, one dimensional philosophies that always end up with his teams in complete disarray. Don’t go for anyone who isn’t a fantastic communicator, or who has no idea how to battle against relegation by grinding out the necessary results.

    Bielsa, then? I’ll get my coat.
     
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  7. Charlie Dogscock

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    Kolo Toure's on the market now, his record at Wigan is in line with Everton expectations....
     
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  8. haslam

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    He was in post for 9 games and got 2 points. Everton have only got 1 point in 7, he has a better return. He may be a good shout for them.
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    Nothing on Bruce though is he?
     
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  11. Maximin Effort

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    Can't get much more passionate about your club than that!
     
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  12. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Imagine wanting Jordan to be at your club
     
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  13. cronemeister

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    FTFY mate…that was absolutely beautiful to hear! That bloke must be fizzing now big dunc has taken over Forest Green.

    imagine having to choose between Bielsa and Dyche tho! That’s like having Claire Balding and Sue Barker laying in front of you and being told you have to nail one!
     
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  14. Welshie

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    Bielsa might be happening for them

    Don't think it will work, he's walked from similar clubs before.
     
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  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    You see that's where live is all about perspective.

    Most of us would say "What, I HAVE to nail one? Urgh!"

    Chippy would say "What, I can ONLY nail ONE? FFS"

    Chaos would say: "Does anyone have a nail gun I can borrow?"
     
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    Sky saying Dyche has got the job this morning
     
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  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Unfortunately (for us), he is probably the best choice for them right now, in terms of helping to keep them up.

    Will be interesting to see if it's just interim (until the end of the season), or a longer term contract.
     
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  18. Welshie

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    Their only hope of survival is Dyche

    Been relegated twice like but let's not mention that
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Dyche is more likely to tell Gordon to F off due.rll to his attitude, whereas Bielsa might have wanted him for his style of play. So potentially makes a signing more likely.
     
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