Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Dear football Gods,

Please bless us holy Saints with a clean sheet tonight. If you're feeling generous we'll also have 4 goals and a Newcastle red card or two.

If you grant this wish I promise I won't slag off VAR for at least one whole day.

Amen.

 

VAR gonna **** you over tonight now

 

**** VAR

 

You haven't had your 0-9 yet this season have you? Isn't it overdue?

 

@PINKIE can I borrow one of your bookmarks please pal

 

**** Off.......

Dear Dad,

You know what to do

Your son

Sweet Baby Jesus.

 

Newcastle gonna coast to victory, Southampton won't even have a shot on target.



@Ron waffle you’ve brought this on yourself.

 

Wonder if @remembercolinlee agrees with you

 

Oh he will, he will.

 

Newcastle league results this year. 0-0, 0-0, 1-0, 0-0

Expect them to turn this game into a long hard slog.

 

ball will not be in play that much.

 

That's the idea with Newcastle's tactics. The players will roll about like they've broken their leg after every tackle. Anything to disrupt the game and stop the other team playing footy.

 

Think that will suit us tbh as we're not very good

Can see it being 1-0 either way. Was surprised when I looked at odds a minute ago that they are odds on to score at least twice.

Probably lump on that as an insurance bet.

 

He's always wrong. Nothing new.

 

You no good stinking son of a Bitch

 

She’ll probably say that’s ****ed up…

And she’s used to lopping heads off.

 

We don't score and we don't concede. Shake hands on a nil nil now?

 

Don't concede daft free kicks around the box and take at least a draw.

We'll do them at St James'.