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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Jan 16, 2023.

  1. Obi Wan

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    Hope so.
     
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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Please be Steve Bruce.
     
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    Nothing but nothing would be funnier than this.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    Well, there is one other... maybe...

    Everton legend Peter Reid, monkey heed.

    Then we can dedicate a version of the song to them too.

    "You're a Smackem, dorty munkey Smackem..."
     
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  8. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Lol P Reid.
     
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    There are so many great facts here, I don't know which one I like best:

    BBC:
    "Everton have sacked manager Frank Lampard after less than a year in charge at Goodison Park.

    Defeat at fellow strugglers West Ham United on Saturday was Everton's ninth loss in 12 Premier League games.

    They are second from bottom of the table with 15 points from 20 matches, above Southampton on goal difference.

    Former England midfielder Lampard, 44, replaced Rafael Benitez in January 2022 with the team 16th in the table and helped Everton avoid relegation.

    Everton are now looking for their sixth permanent manager in five years."
     
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  12. Charlie Dogscock

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    What's the most managers a team's had in a single season?

    I think we must be up there for 2008/09 went we had Keegan, Houghton, Kinnear and Shearer.
     
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    Got to be Watford. Has to be
     
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    I like this claim to fame, Lampard's probably so proud of it he'll have it chiselled on his tombstone.

    He took over when they were 16th and finished in 16th. Ie they'd just sacked a manager for crap results and brought in one who gave them a record just as bad.

    So Lampard won't get Everton relegated then, yet another has tried his hardest and not quite taken them down.
     
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    But which Watford? I've heard there's more than one.
     
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    They are literally, the unflushable floating turd
     
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    Hopefully it's that toxic a situation no manager worth their salt will take the job, and they get someone with no intergrity who just wants another pay off.




















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    Didn't know you liked Brucey THAT much! <yikes>
     
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