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  1. skalpel

    skalpel Active Member

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    VVVV
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    skalpel, Nov 7, 2011
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    I'm scared of getting my bollocks caught in a vice.
     
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    Pretty terrifying!?
     
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    I'm not, in fact I'd howl if you got your bollocks caught in a vice.
     
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    Not sure why I would have my cock and bollocks out around a workbench mind, so I don't think it'll happen anytime soon. Saying that, I was told the story about a bloke that tried to pleasure himself with a bench buffer. It didn't end well for him.
     
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    "Channel 4 welcomes you to the first episode of The Naked Carpenter with your host biggeordiedave!"
     
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    He's now a shining example of how not to pleasure yourself with a bench buffer.
     
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    <laugh>

    You might be onto something with that show OT...
     
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    <laugh>...." and on tonight's show bigggeordiedave will demonstrate how to polish your knob with a duster in a manner that won't get you labelled as a wa*ker "
     
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  10. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Mozzarella sticks.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Nov 7, 2011
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    Not a vice, but this was the winner of the 2004 Darwin Award.

     
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    Not as loud as biggeordiedave though!
     
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    <yikes>!
     
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    I've just begun to cry...
     
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    Newcastle finish 3rd and Sunderland finish 4th, i would be happy with that, i know a miracle will have to happen but you never know!. SAFC supporter here.
     
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    That in itself is a miracle.
     
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    At least his balls were sparkly clean afterwards <whistle>
     
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  18. Barton's my Backup

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    yea fish but that's my mothers fault, we had a fish tank and once one died she use to chase us around the house with its dead carcus
     
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    <laugh>!!
     
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    Nice.
     
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