Kids in a school class have done some really good work, so the teacher says, 'as a reward for all your good work, I'm taking you on a trip to York races." Off they go to York, twenty kids and a couple of teachers. At the end of the day, the teacher says 'right children we've got a long coach journey in front of us, so I want you all to visit the toilet before we go." All the boys go into the toilet, with a teacher waiting outside for them. After five minutes they all start to come out. "Is there anyone left in there?" she asks. "Just one," said a lad. Another five minutes pass and the last one has still not come out. Now getting irate, the teacher goes into the loo and sees a lad standing in front of the trough. "Who are you?" she enquires. "Willie Carson," he replies.
Was reading about everton While their new stadium has began construction, apparently they dont't yet have the investments/funds to actually finish it Could be a disaster for them if relegated
Did you read where they could have had £20 million for Maguire and Robertson but decided there were better options and rejected Haaland after a four day trial?
Should’ve gone to Arsenal. Chelsea’s whole transfer policy does my swede in. Buy **** loads of players for inflated prices, including youngsters who they never play but just loan out continuously. I swear there’s someone still on their books who’s 27 and never made a senior appearance for them because they just loan him out year after year.
relegating the club that's spent the longest time in the top division and at the end of a 69 year stint is going to be a bit of a stain on frank lampard jr's cv.
He keeps getting big jobs because of his name and playing career, not his managerial credentials. He did alright at Derby but didn’t get them promoted. How they **** did that make him qualified for the Chelsea job? How many other Championship managers who just missed out on promotion go to a team challenging for Prem titles? He was ****e at Chelsea as coach and then somehow blagged the Everton job, which he’s also woefully under-qualified for.
What you got against Everton? Always seen down to earth to me And meet more of them in Liverpool than Liverpool fans
And how many have you come across in Hull pubs referring to Everton as us and we? Never seen a car in Hull with an FC or Rovers sticker next to an Everton one.
They’ve got arrogant owners and board members. Something City fans can relate to. And like you said, they’ve always struck me as being the more authentic of the two Liverpool clubs. Liverpool is a tourist club with the Woolyback fan base.
Nothing other than them not being City. If they come down and go belly up that’s good for us I don’t care one way or the other about the West Coast init So Ha
