Lulu,would you....................

you are horrid to me. no way im putting that ****e on my face. besides i dont need it, i already use an expensive skincare regime.

 

No but your desperate.

 

If I ever got as desperate as you I'd just kill myself

 

Gaggin for it I see.

 

Any time sonny.

 

Would you like to see my penis?

 

Oh go on then.

Jen refuses to send me a minge pic so I'll settle for a cock shot.

 

She sent me a pic of her minge

I'll swap you a pic of my cock and her minge if you send me a pic of your cock and your hairy arse

 

It's a deal.

 

not from you

 

Only from me

 

I would ride Lulu, but I would prefer to ride Joan Collins.

 

She does a very good prostate massage and, for that reason, I'm in.

 

yep

 

ive always been a bit curious to try that out. a little scared though.

anybody recommend it?

 

Definitely try it

You've not lived until you've had your prostate massaged

 

Ordinarily speaking, I'd say, 'Go for it.' But with your shameful condition, you might bring the ceiling down.