Treadmill (Came off second best to a treadmill in the gym on Tuesday evening. Some idiot left it running, I didn’t think for one second that it would be running - I went to get on, next thing I’m face down, landed on my nose … blood everywhere, cuts on arms and both knees and (a touch of) whiplash….. now the proud owner of a couple of black eyes )
workouts ...................................................just keep to bed sports mate same exertion but more enjoyment
that's what happens when you steal the wife's handbag and she catches you, love the excuse though taff ,im nicking that one as a back up menacing