Off Topic Newcastle United Referendum

So did I when me and Magdad were talking about you in the context of cup final ticket allocation… xx

 

I had already assumed that since I have precisely zero recent points

 

Although I did manage to find the right hotel unlike some other mods

 

As I'm a vegetarian, I'm not meeting anyone at Macdonalds

 

So, our team of 'protectors' are:

1. A mod in the right hotel but who has no Wembley ticket.
2. Another mod with a Wembley ticket but booked the wrong hotel.
3. Another mod who lives in Jakarta.
4. And then Albert.

That is our elite squad of Avengers. Jeez.

 

Erm, I'm not actually in the right hotel - I just found it.

Won't know if I am free that weekend for at least a few more days anyway yet.

 

How do you lads know you have tickets when we have the semi to play still?

 

I voted yes for you to stay - just saying.

Not because I'm so low as to do it to get a ticket or anything, that would be terribke behaviour... although... you know... if there does happen to be a spare going then... I'm happy to be considered.

Did I mention that I had voted for you?

 

Meet in a field where there is lettuce?

 

you’re just protecting your ass from the purple dildo I’ll bring sweet cheeks.

 

There is no way the rest of us would allow Albert to lose his tools as it would mean we might have to start doing some work!

 

Is it modelled on Schlem's finger?

 

I thought the 'tools' in question were you and Trev.

 

No, it's smaller than that.

It's modelled on Albert's cock!

 

I hope the **** stirring **** who started this thread knows that it doesn't matter how many mods we have, we're still above his div team in the league!

 

So we’re talking about castrating Chippy?? I’m not up with all this modern slang, ‘toolbox’!? Just want to make sure we give him a fair trial before we hang him…or in this case……anyway…?

Knowing my luck recently I’d probably vote on the wrong poll!!

 

MacDonalds

 

tell you this right now, if he unpins the general matchday thread I will be calling for a recount.

for now he can keep his toys.

 

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