KWP playing in his familiar position as our omniback, either left back or right back from minute to minute.
Not quite. He was shagging his dead brother's wife to get her pregnant. It was important enough that when he shot at the floor instead of getting her up the duff, God murdered him. Makes perfect sense.
A great line from John Cooper Clarke: 'He makes love like a footballer, he dribbles before he shoots'
We've conceded first in every PL game and been down at half time in every single game since Jones joined... Hardly bet wetting when were routinely ****e in the first half. Even if we win this, we have a serious issue with the standard of play in the first 45 minutes.