People's worst fears

My 77 year old Nan has been parasailing and I'm too scared to go up a step ladder .

 

Hah, wow what a girl - I could never do that.

 

Go up with her and get her to hold your hand.

 

Cockroaches. Horrible ****ers, they are. Killed one in my hotel room in Cuba, put a glass on it as it was scuttling accross the floor a took his head clean off. All this 'orrible greeny-grey stuff came out. Rolled over and went to sleep, the next morning the heads still lying 2 inches away from the glass, and the rest of him is still trying to get out of the glass! They can live for 48 hours without a heed, apparently..

And Eamon Holmes. I don't know if this is a phobia or blind hatred, but everytime his fat gurning face comes on the telly, I start to sweat and swear and have to turn over before the urge to kick the screen in becomes unbearable.

 

Think the Eamon Holmes falls more into the message of hate thread, but like the cockroach tale!

 

Nailfiles.

 

What about Tash and Joker?

 

i'm a bit scared of lady golfers, if you know what i mean.

and i mean the real les... lady golfers! not the ones you see in, erm, films

 

Horses.
Bees/Wasps.
Liverpool scouts.

 

Yeh it's flying for me too, once inside the fukers i just want to get out, all that claustrophobic shyte added to the fact the pilots look like they've been out drinking and snorting all night and now they're in charge of a badly maintained flying coffin at 390000 ft Give me driving any day.

 

The true meaning of the word golf?

Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden...

I totally agree about the carpet munchers, ugly bastards, shouldn't be allowed anywhere near golf clubs.

 

Well i'm never getting in a lift again.

When i board planes i think to myself: "Well this is it, i'm dead. Anything that comes out of this flight is a positive and if i'm still alive at the end of it then that's great."

I accept death basically. And it's weird, because if anyone was to look at me they'd have no idea what was going through my mental-head.

 

None.



Had a few when I was a kid, but faced them repeatedly until they went away.

Possibly Tiote.... but he's on our side so it's okay.

EDIT - Got one; losing people close to me.

 

I fear my dissertation won't get done if I read these responses all day...





Ah screw it...

 

That's what I do on the dodgy little Aurigny planes when its rough. Slam on some Pantera and enjoy the ride. Had 'F**king Hostile' as we came in with perfect timing as the plane touched down and proceeded to slide at a 45 degree angle down the run way before the pilot regained control.

 

That's a space shuttle mate, not an aeroplane!

 

Don't post much as you but I'm genuinley scared of pointy edges.

 

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