Off Topic This is the time I like to call the 'gentlemen' hour

Not good.

 

This Can't say I've had the same trouble to be honest mate, sorry

I was never bothered with girlfriend's till I was about 16. I was more bothered about messing about and then going and getting pissed with me mates. I had one close friend who always had girlfriend when we were like 14/15 and it was just daft. He'd just go stand with her at lunch times at school and we'd never see him. I was more about doing **** that woulda probably hurt me/other people.

That, and the only girl I'd ever loved wasn't that interested at the time* and to be honest I wasn't that interested either


Wish I was at school again, such ****in' easier times.



*I say at the time because she's now my girlfriend and has been for too long to remember

 

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Nice story

 

I've got a list y'know. Your name has just made it.

 

The confusing tale of a young gay lad. Did you know that early AH?

 

*sigh* I suppose I've always known really! It just took another strapping young moderator to really show me the light!

 

This! Skalpel you are one unlucky ****er sometimes.

 

I dont want to hear the story of THAT particular encounter, cheers. I didnt know you had a "straight phase" though.

 

Yeah , I'm presuming you remember the thread where I mentioned that holiday when I was 7. Pretty much everything unlucky that could happen to somebody happened right there and then.

 

He's posted about his "girlfriend" TWICE today I think. It's like he's trying to hide something...

 

ahhh good evening chaps

disastrous dates... well whilst in my first year of college, I asked this girl out I knew through a friend for a dinner and a walk through town. Id just passed my driving test so decided to be a gentlemen and pick her up and drop her of at home after. The date went very well, so well that when we returned to the car we ended up having a kiss and a bit of cuddle in the back seat (fingered her). It was a cold winters evening about 9pm so I decided to put the heating on for a bit in the car. Due to my inexperience with cars at the time I was unaware to the life of a battery in a car so when it was time to head home the battery in the car had completly died. My father being the very much the old school car mechanic Id helped him over the years jumped many cars with a push, so in my head I didn't think it would be that hard to push jump start car so in a rash decision I asked the girl who Id been on one date on to help me jump start the car convicing her that Id done it plenty of times and it would be easy. Strangely she agreed... 20 miniutes later and quiet a few attempts of trying it was clear I new nothing about jump starting a car and she was not pleased about having to push my car around a car park. But luckily some people came by and someone else push started it for me. I drove her home joking about it but clearly she wasn't impressed. When we got to hers she simply jumped out saying she better get in she was late as it is. Their was no second date.

oh well at least I got some action!

 

I believe it was Leazes who used the term "****in' good bum fun" earlier on and no one said anything?

 

The one where you were quietly eating your lunch on a park bench and a fat bloke came along, sat on the other end and catapulted you into the air? I suppose you did have a bit of luck that holiday, when you were in front of that house that fell down, but you were standing just where the middle upstairs window went, so it all just fell around you.

 

Nobody wants second dates at a young age anyway!

 

Trust you to notice though...

 

I thought girls were just a bunch of sissies with long hair that didn't play football or cricket.

Found out at a party last Christmas that there was a bit more than that to it.

 

Almost choked to death, fell off somewhere really high, bitten by something, almost drowned, probably all of those things?

 

! He did say it TO me, to be fair!

Pffft, I still think that!

 

that doesn't make it sound worse at all!