Off Topic This is the time I like to call the 'gentlemen' hour

Jonas' Dance Teacher least you got to finger a lass i couldn't get one till i left school

 

Haha, this was just after I left school.

Never did too much when I was in school. I was a bit spotty

 

As a teen I tried showing off to a lass by walking over a thin strip of concrete that went over part of the river in the middle of Leeds. Or rather, what the dimly lit 3am December night would have had me believe was a thin strip of concrete. It turned out to be a gathering of gravel and debris floating ontop of the water and I went shooting down, past my waist into the icy cold and disgusting city water.
Tried to maintain a shred of dignity by standing there calmly, casually climbing out and laughing softly when all I wanted to do was smash my head against a wall for being such a tool. Turned out all right in the end though, I've been with her for the last 6-7 years so she wasn't too put off!

 

I wasn't I was just thought of as a pervert but **** it had a good time at college that made up for it

 

skalpel funny the things you do for a lass thinking it'll impress them

 

Haha, least she is a proper lass and doesn't get put off by stuff like that!

I met my lass on a night out in Newcastle and I noticed her and thought wow she is stunning - never thought in a million years that she would ever be intersted in me.

She then looked at me and I smiled - she came over and said 'well, you not gonna be me a drink then?' haha. I was like, of course I will and it wasn't until about 3 months ago that we spent a day apart. She now lives in Edinburgh most of the time due to University but I know I will be with her for the rest of my life so doesn't bother me so much

 

Yeah I've no idea why I thought that would impress her but it all made sense to me at the time. I got a pity cuddle when I'd clambered out and was rightfully mocked all the way home.

 

Haha, I lost my v when I was 13 on holiday. I didn't have a clue what I was doing and it was very ****, but bragged about it to my mates lol. Never did anything after that until I was 16 or 17 haha

 

Good to know!

 

i still wonder what that lass looks like now hoping she's a fat minger with 5 kids to different dads living in a hovel somewhere

 

!!

 

She's a model

 

Haha, she is probably a model

 

cheers guys

not that bothered as i met a wonderful person who is now my wife been together for years now and still madly in love with her

 

Walking on water would impress anybody, maybe she just thought you'd tripped on a fish or something and fell in.

 

http://www.ugly.org/UGLY-MODELS/

Like we said... model!

 

the weird thing is i'd still give the majority of them on there one i mean she isn't ugly

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Its all good then

 

hoping this is her

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Seems likely that this is what actually happened if you ask me.