Rangers v Celtic

Hi is that Mr Park?

speaking

hi it’s Davie from the union bears, would it be okay if we store loads of bats and chibs behind the goals on Sunday?

Aye batter in son

 

Live footage of Eddie enjoying the footy.

 

Does he shout yer maw’s a Tim at the end?

 

He won't like that.

 

Wee Billy must've his his baseball bat in his flask

 

Btw has this been confirmed by the police?

I know it was reported in the bastion of truth the sun but haven’t heard anything else

 

Rangers well known for smashing windows in Dundee right enough

 

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Just a wee reminder folks,

Doido reckons this ball wasn’t going to hit Goldson in the face

 

I think ra 'Doidster has been drinking the Domestos that he should've been using to clean the lavvies with.

 

Exactly

 

Think he went skiing with his boyfriend, first time for him, raging cos there's no snow

 

Celtic fans: Goldson saved it. It was going in and he pushed it over the bar

also Celtic fans: the ball was going miles over the bar so Goldson didn’t need to protect his face

mental gymnastics indeed lol

 

What's your obsession with toilets?

Is that where we begin your origin story?

 

Don't think it was on target at all but Goldson rushes out with his hands and pushes it past his own face.

Penalty

 

Pushes it past his own face

but at the same time not protecting his face

that’s a Doid

 

He really is a 'tard.

 

I'm dumb this down for you

Goldson moved the ball past his own face after moving towards the ball like a fairy elephant.

He did not put his hands in front of his face to protect it from being hit.

The ball was not heading towards his face.

He carries the ball from chest height past his face.