Slow and can't strike the ball properly. I reckon they've been bent over and filled up with that one.
They weren't suckers at all. You couldn't fault the players for their performance. You lot played well, gave 100%, physical, excellent work rate, and would've scored more if you had a decent forward or two. Your 9000 appreciated their effort and applauded them at the end. The only blot on the whole thing is that waster of a CF you have decided not to start because he was "feeling a bit tired" and your manager was too weak to tell him to stfu and get his arse on the pitch.
Right, this is getting serious. My other bets are in and I need 2 or more goals in this mag game to complete my acca.