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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I recently spent £6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
    I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
    I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
    Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
    He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
    The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows!
    He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
    He's like a machine!
    I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint. bull.jpg
     
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    Newcastle United Football Club have announced it is reserving 100 seats per game for NHS workers. A spokesman for the NHS said, " We have declined the offer; our staff have been through enough already."
     
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    ( it's only Jan 7th,) but this is the funniest thing of the year so far !
     
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    My wife said to me
    Why don’t you treat me like you did when we first met
    So I took her to dinner and a movie
    Then dropped her at off at her parents
     
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    I read an article about drinking to much
    It scared the hell out of me
    So
    I won’t be reading that article again
     
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    A 40 year old Windsor man was arrested after an allegation that he snapped his brothers neck ...

    .. he was released after it emerged it was actually a necklace.

    Police are searching for the missing link.
     
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    I see David Beckham's son has signed for Brentford and been given a shirt number. The manager said, 'Wear four out there Romeo'
     
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    Hang your head in shame!
     
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