Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Portsmouth

Son’s been **** (again) so far. Loses the ball so much now.

 

He looks so indecisive. Get the ball, runs at someone, throws a couple step overs to buy time and then just doesn’t know which way to go.

 

Kane hits his 7,456th freekick against the wall.

 

This is more boring than the trip to Bournemouth in the pissing rain that I'm on.

 

just came on to say this

ffs that’s going on for 7 years now

 

Spends most of his time whingeing...

 

‘Arry and Bond in the stands

 

What odds would you get on a Kane free kick goal ?

 

In a particular game, or for the rest of all time?

 

Better off just trying to win the lottery.

 

Sessegnon is absolute pants ..I've tried so hard to give the guy a break but he's just not up to it.

 

Sessegnon finished the half with 7 cross attempts, 4 didn’t even beat his marker, 1 hit the first man in the box, 2 were successful albeit not really close to a Spurs player.

Emerson I don’t think hit 1 cross. Though that’s a good thing when you think about it.

 

Another 1st half where the ball is slow slow sideways slow.
WTF is Conte saying to the players to cause this ??

 

Awful ... just awful

 

Davies doing well.

Er... nuff said.

 

Said it in the summer that I was baffled at the decision to keep him over Reguilon and I’m even more so with each passing game Sessegnon is involved in.

Though for a manager considered a specialist with WBs, keeping Sessegnon over Reguilon and persisting with Emerson (and Doherty) over Spence should be considered illegal.

 

Realistically we probably need to change both the wingbacks and bring Hojbjerg on for Skipp if we want this to be anything more than a grind.

 

No changes...

 

Thankfully, Kane does Kane things. Lovely goal

 

And that’s what the big man does. Just one behind Greaves now.