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  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Corner to the TOON

    and Murphy offside
     
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  2. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Wood and Murphy. The pair of them look like fans who won a prize.
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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    Part of the cartel
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    They want to enjoy the last season or two of other teams doing well before NUFC total dominance.
    <badger><badger><badger><badger><badger><badger><badger>
     
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  5. Seabass

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    TBF if we don't win the league I'd prefer they did than any of the others.
     
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  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Murphy just cannot get the ball across
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Murphy ****s up a perfectly good move and when it gets to Willock the little pussy is rolling about the ground.

    Modern players are ****ing wet wipes
     
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Longstaff down and Willock injured

    Arteta being a twat
     
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  9. Roland Deschain

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    Willock should’ve been off 10 mins ago. That’s on Howe. Murphy should never been on. Also Howe. I get he’s got some **** players but he’s also got Anderson, Max.
     
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  10. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Maxi coming on for Willock
     
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  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    great save by Pope
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    That'll make it 23 minutes of added time then.
     
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Arsenal screaming for everything now
     
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  14. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I've got 5mins so far
     
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  15. Roland Deschain

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    In spite of some very poor performances, wood and Murphy have been by far our worst in their pathetic cameos.
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    Double it if it's still 0-0
     
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    8 mins coming up.
     
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  18. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    5 mins added time

    spot on again
     
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  19. Magdad

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    Swear to God, Howe just chucks Murphy on to show the board how piss poor our options are
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    I've always thought this.
     
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