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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I got off with a vegan bird the other night . . . . great shag and the next morning I thought that she looked familiar, then I remembered that I'd been with herbivore !
     
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    Seriously I went to the QE last year for a follow up, whe the doc came in He was about 6'5 from the Gambia get the drift, when he said can you tuck your knees up and take a deep breath, I'm gonna lube you up, I thought are camera again, he then shoved 2 fingers up, I thought that's not nice, when he said that's good, I thought WTF is he gonna do next, he said no lumps bumps or rough patches, pull yer pants up.
    I was out of there in 10 seconds,
     
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    Phew
     
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    Do you know what the difference is between a well dressed man on a bycicle and a well dressed man on a unicycle is
    Attire
     
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    When I told the carpet fitter I didn’t want carpeted steps
    He just gave me a blank stair
     
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    If you insist on talking out of your arse, at least have the decency to stand up . . . . I can't stand mumbling :angel:
     
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    @Gordon Armstrong @marcusblackcat

    I've had my last two posts deleted on this thread, one today and one about 10 days ago. It stated that the reason was 'Recently posted'. I've just had a look back through the thread and my last post was not Recently Posted.....any reasons for deleting my posts?
     
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    I can't remember what it was, but I deleted one today 'cos I've seen it recently . . . . unless I've cocked up, in which case
    <sorry>

    Post it again :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    I couldn't undo the buttons of my jumper, so I tried pulling it over my head and got it stuck.

    I'm in A&E now waiting to see a cardyologist.
     
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