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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 30, 2022.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Do you make them?
    Are you making them for 2023?

    I'm gonna try to do more stuff out of my comfort zone which scares me a bit.

    Biking
    Rock Climbing
    Snake Handling

    just for a start.

    i draw the line at getting a round in though.
     
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    I’m also not drinking alcohol from 1st Jan to 28th Jan then 4th feb till 7th March.
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

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    You gonna do some work in 2023?
     
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  4. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I have 3.

    Going to lose 2 stone.
    I’m coming off Facebook. It’s **** and full of adverts.
    Treat my wife better.

    Happy days!
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I will continue to work hard mate. The DIT are even helping me on the international side now. Scaling back my holidays though.
     
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    I can recommend the Keto diet mate. Watch ‘the magic pill’ on Netflix. It opened my eyes.
     
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  7. Magdad

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    Or just watch 2 girls 1 cup anniversary special <laugh>
     
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    Nope, don’t do any diet ****ing bollocks. Just get your calorie intake lower however you can (alcohol, sugar). But do it as a lifestyle choice, not by forcing yourself or thinking there’s such a thing as willpower.
     
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    Will give that a look. I can cut carbs easy. It’s drink I need to kick.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    tou can get ultra low carb beer now mate.

    skinny lager
    Skinny ipa
    Michelob ultra
    Tenants light
    Rockshore light

    gin and slim is zero carb too as is absolute vanilla vodka and cherry Pepsi max
     
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  11. Judge Death

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    Get the final timber off around the middle and try to qualify for European Veterans fencing comp in France (although May might be a bit soon)

    Get a lot more photography time in
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    what type of fencing mate?
    Wooden or steel?
     
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    I'm going to eat more this year.
     
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    It’s all on the list Thankyou. Tomorrow is my birthday so I am going mental and then the fast starts.
     
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  15. Magdad

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    That better be 6 days a week on match day weekends <whistle>
     
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    If I had a quid for every time someone thinks they're making that joke for the 1st time .....<doh>
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    As long as you didn’t take offence mate.
    Not one of my best posts.
     
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    Not in the slightest <hug>
     
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    Plan to be here in 2nd week of February and I can get you started on 2 of those 3. Got a week in the field in Sulawesi.

    Biking will have to wait.



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    Don't start with a long fast play the long game...do 12 then edge towards 16 a day over time... use bullet proof coffee to get yourself through the last few hrs .

    Essentially all you're going is not eating anything after 7pm and not having breakfast .

    Train on an empty stomach in the morning maybe right before you're 1st meal.

    Fasting will increase fat burning and increase human growth hormone so do high intensity training.
     
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