Very good Orange old bean. I like that. A brave call to discuss the shenanigans of Mrs Orange and aforementioned best pal. Are they still together?
Aah you see, she was never Mrs Orange. Just one of the contenders who fell by the wayside. And no. He's still in Rochdale and she's still single as of the last time I saw her about a month ago. I'll see if I can get you her number next time if you like? Though you'll probably just get an echo of you ask about her 'history' Just a heads up old cock.