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Off Topic The morning Kiwi + Wherever, Taff, Wooperts, MRoger, Sans, & Squat too, Thread! V2.0

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Jul 20, 2015.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Cheeky buggar <laugh> <laugh>

    I don't wear them anymore, I gave them to Eric! I've been wearing black lacy ones, ever since my wife found them in the back of my car :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 28, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Cheers Rog
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 28, 2022
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i try and get you topped up when messages to me die down
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 28, 2022
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The judge would throw the case out of court!
    No case to answer for, Ha!
    I know, cause a similar thing happened to a friend of mine!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 29, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Rog,
    Did you say break or bleak?
    I'm fcukin hot today ................ the bigtime jokes are flying thick & fast!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 29, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Are you sure it was your car
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 29, 2022
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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    nah he borrowed my car when his had a puncture, the frillies were from Nookie Nora the shilling explorer, a right little goer and cheap (ill say):emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 29, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Late afternoon greetings from the south isle
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 29, 2022
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  9. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Hello and good morning :emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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    San Diego, Dec 29, 2022
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  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Still on holidays!
    Unbelievable……
    Here am l, working my ring off!

    Morning folks
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 29, 2022
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  11. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Evening all
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 29, 2022
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  12. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Evening greetings to you all
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 30, 2022
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    thank you so much Woops, ill have a word with the rev :emoticon-0105-wink: and get him to cut you in with 10% for the big guy


    please log in to view this image
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 30, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Looks like church takings to me!
    Morning
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 30, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Morning
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    More mornings.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 30, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i put my hand in my pocket this morning to scratch my balls, only to find i was beaten to it, The rev has either grown really fond of me, or the takings from the church are that down, the gin supply is in danger of crashing
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 30, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Be well parishioner, your funds are in good hands……. and collecting negative interest, with additional managing fees, account fees, govt tax fees, whether they apply or not!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 31, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    thanks for your message rev, it gives me a nice warm glow inside knowing you have directed the hand of god to my miserable existence. i could cry with joy the feeling you have given me.

    PS as you may be aware my new job as a bookies runner is looking iffy, Razor Eddie Malloy dragged me into his office, and extracted all the info he needed, his henchmen are looking for you to spread some happiness in the community they have 15 part disposal sites identified already
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 31, 2022
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  20. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Evening !! Wishing everyone on here a very HAPPY NEW YEAR !!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 31, 2022
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: Morning everyone, ning, gamorn, arse

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