I've decided to go with the if he looks guilty form of justace, if he has a full head of hair he's guilty, anything other than a white shirt and nornal tie with a normal knot in it he's guilty, leather jacket guilty, earing guilty and no facial hair he's guilty.
Thomas - take a 'Body Language For Beginners' book in with you & pretend to flick between pages everytime he answers a question & scoff quite loudly
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if you want to get out of it just sit at the selection part murmuring " the chair, the chair , the chair...give em the chair "
To get out of it I would do the following Turn up wearing suit trousers that are 4-5 inches short Make sure your suit jacket is muddy and ripped Do my tie in a normal knot Don't wear socks and make a point of making sure everyone sees this Tell them you were up for the same charge
There's a million ways to get out of it. Ask if the defendant is a coon or paki. Ask if Sharia Law was actual law in the uk now. Ask if you can play your DS whilst listening to the trial, explain who you do this when watching Inspector Morse, Midsomer Murders etc & you still follow the plot & guess the guilty party. Ask alot of questions about previous trials held at the court "Is this where Tobin was? THE Tobin?" Ask if its a real trial or one of those judge Judy tv shows
"I think we should sit boy, grl, boy, girl, boy, girl, boy, girl, boy, girl" say this whilst staring non stop, without blinking at the hottest juror
i think within 15 minutes of getting my citation through the post i'd created my hot juror **** fantasy