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You can't count him imho

Defenders were alcoholic miners and ****.

 

Its mad how you made that even more gay than it is

 

and today they are over paid pussies.

 

Thats the guy, can always picture his face but never get the name

 

You sure mate?
I always seem to remember the commentator saying "and that's 50 for the season, remarkable.

 

Unless that article I put up on Dixie Dean was wrong, because it gave Clive Allen a menshy. I knew Dixie Deans record, but hadn't remembered Clive's.

 

This aged well

 

Dixie Dean scored 60 goals in a 42 game season. However, he didn't play a part in 3 league games so 60 goals in 39 games for Dixie.

He needed (and got) 7 goals from his last two games to hit 60.

 

But properly trained elite athletes

Which is the important part

 

I wouldn't call Trent 'elite' bro.

 

I’d like to report a murder.

 

Thsts cos you're a furd devishun minnow fan that wouldn't elite if it sucked him off.

Im afraid.

 

... the spellings and grammar confirm, bruv

 

tempted to delete it or maybe correct it now that I have the acquired tools…looks like a dogs dinner

I mean I don’t mind throwing in a random Z or ignoring a vowel here n there but wow that post given me hedmash fam

 

When you get promoted bruv? ... welcome

 

A few days ago

guise are still chatting to me on here and haven’t been thrown out of any Rebelman PM meetings so it’s all good so far cheers

 

Sorry bro' but I can't seem to stop shaking my head and saying...

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

 

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Everything is harder after 10 pints

 

Well, most things.