Nunez, the first forward in history to pray he's offside every time he gets the ball, just so he doesn't look complete ****e when he misses.
He's a beast mate, I'm gutted we missed out on him. Oh yeh we done this before... after Nunez last match. Same time again after his next one?
But it's not true bro and you know it. I let you have it, out of pity bcos I know it must be particularly difficult watching Darwinho trip the light fantastic in front of goal these days.