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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%

  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  10. Sucky is a ****

    13 vote(s)
    81.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. brb

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    That's right mate, a lot of countries have a bank holiday on the 6th for Epiphany.
     
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    brb, Dec 24, 2022
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    Said earlier I've managed to dodge it this year. <diva>
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 24, 2022
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Merry Christmas you ****s x
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Dec 25, 2022
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Bit drunk going to bed.
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 25, 2022
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  5. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Went to the pub for a few hours this afternoon, got home and she had Elf on. Promptly fell asleep for about 4 hours and now wide awake

    Might open all the presents and think of a way to get out of going round her mums tomorrow
     
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    Saintmagic, Dec 25, 2022
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    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Smear some **** on the walls I reckon.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Dec 25, 2022
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  7. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Googling how to fake a covid test now. I heard kids were doing something with toothpaste to get out of school, smart.
     
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    Saintmagic, Dec 25, 2022
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Just say your nan died
     
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    Sucky, Dec 25, 2022
  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You getting fingered tho at least right?
     
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    Sucky, Dec 25, 2022
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    After reading this aber, You could do with a bit of Jesus bruv<laugh>

    Only a bit though :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Sucky, Dec 25, 2022
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Small monopoly does that already <laugh>
     
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    Sucky, Dec 25, 2022
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I know me and my 73 cousins had to attend xmas mass with our granny when i was really young.
     
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    Sucky, Dec 25, 2022
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    Merry Christmas guys!
    Hope you you and your families all have a great one. <hug>
     
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    Quesadaad, Dec 25, 2022
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    Keep us updated x
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Dec 25, 2022
  15. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Good morning, and a Happy Christmas to you all.
     
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    Chief, Dec 25, 2022
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    NostradEmus Firpo Carlos

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    Have a good day everyone.
     
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    NostradEmus, Dec 25, 2022
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Happy Xmas my pagan brothers
     
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    Spurlock, Dec 25, 2022
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    Merry Christmas to all of you ****ers, enjoy the day!
     
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    3 tests in the house, all negative despite best attempts. Turns out I’m not smarter than a 10 year old.
     
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    Saintmagic, Dec 25, 2022
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    NostradEmus Firpo Carlos

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    Apple juice does the trick.
     
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    NostradEmus, Dec 25, 2022
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