Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Bit early to set up the table no?

 

Takeaway tonight so she's done it early, will eat in the living room watching TV. Dog will get booted out for a while.

 

All i have to do is buy some alcohol, pick up my xmas drugs stocking, and wrap a couple presents.

Nice and easy

 

Yeah Christmas without kids must be a doddle. It's getting better for us now that they are older.

 

Yeh mate, take away the xmas dinner at home too and its pretty much stress free.

 

Staying sober enough to make the ****er seems to be my issue.

 

Just get so drunk you wont even be asked to carve

 

I wish you all a peaceful holiday.....enjoy

 

And u bro

 

I'm avoiding church Mrs luv not going this year.

 

Talking of church though, the one she goes to has people in trackies and general scruffy ****ers. Yeah I know it shouldn't matter but I remember it being more formal back in the day. I don't like the place she goes to and might look into an upgrade so that when I do go I'm not looking around thinking "scruffy ****" as this is sorta against the whole point of the place.

 

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Church ......that **** still going on en....they hijack everything hey

 

I get dragged along Easter and Christmas, I like all the architecture and symbolism, the vicar bloke is a bit dull though not very inspiring. Could do with a proper blood and thunder type guy that would be better. I'm not a Christian so feel a bit like an imposter going along for Mrs luv and to just get into something interesting but it's mostly not.

 

Boom

 

Playing giant monopoly today in Central. Will probably lob a hotel at someone and ruin Christmas.

 

Supposed to wait until tomorrow dude.

 

It’s a good idea to get it up and running with all the updates and **** today.

 

Yeh but im a grown up and i dont see why i should make myself wait tbh.

Thats torture for your kids not yourself

 

I think the same way about the pub.