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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

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  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

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  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
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  1. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    Got to admit, there's no bigger dicks on Internet forums than the grammar police. Usually shows they've got nothing else.<cheers>
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Dont fukin ave that @Blueman
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Oh there are <laugh>
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    We need some elf on a shelf remixs.

    Back soon
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Hancock on a mancock

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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    #967
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Thank you
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ill let yous guess this one
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  10. aberdude

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    Smoking sweet Mary Jane for Christmas by Chris rea
     
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  11. Gessa

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    I think he's thinking more on the lines of, slag on a ***.
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Had the day off today. Tried to play a bit of golf this morning but it pissed down (who'd have thought that would happen in the week before Christmas , eh?!?) so I jacked it in after nine.

    Came home, no one else about, and have felt guilty all afternoon for doing **** all. I'm actually bored tbh.

    I got rid of some leaves from the front door are and the car/utility port bit. Unblocked a couple of grids and stuff.

    I'll regret this, I know I will, because tomorrow I'm doing the final food shop in the morning and that will be absolute hell.

    At least I'm off out tomorrow night.
     
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  13. aberdude

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    My mistake I don't know the crotches on tv these days
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    £36 for a leg of lamb for roasting. It's quality piece from my regular butcher don't get me wrong but bloody hell.
     
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    I was going for "Bachelorette On A Cigarette" ... was I close?
     
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    Tesco doing them at half price currently dude ... charity begins at home and all that ...
     
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  18. Treble

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    Tbf he gave me £3 off which I forgot so it was £33. I never normally get more than a kilo of anything, but there's two families and my mum and dad so went for a whole leg. It's just over 2.8kg and I've always gone to him tbf. It's a beast of a piece - struggled to get it in the freezer ffs.
     
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  19. aberdude

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    Trebs did the right thing though.....money went 2 a local
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

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    In fairness... I try and buy from local butchers etc whenever I can, unless there is a daft deal on somewhere ...
     
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