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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    yep needed the kitten for target practice <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Hope you weren't using a Nerf gun
    Those things are deadly
     
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I resemble that comment.
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The Free Entry & Membership has now closed.

    Newbies are requested to bribe current members to gain entry.

    Phone Squat Ministries and ask for the Reverend.
    Monsignor Woops & Padre Roger are also available 24/7 by calling……

    1300MILKIT
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i'm always on call for ladies confessions, fit birds can bring your own condoms unless you believe in miraculous conception, fat mingers see Monsignor Woops as he is of gentler persuasion and more understanding, and also has a certificate for growler blackhead squeezing and removal at a very competitive rate:emoticon-0131-angel
     
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  7. Wooperts_duck

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    Get away with you, I've cut my hours to three a day!
     
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Rog says, your on Growler Patrol.
    You dirty devil you!
     
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    2023 Special Members Deals Start Today!!!!

    - Buy 1 x membership, get none free!
    - Buy 2 x memberships, still get none free!

    Act Now!

    Phone 1300RIPOFF
     
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  12. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ok, l lie.
    There are no freebies,
    No incentives,
    No reason to join up today.

    So don’t!
     
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  13. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Tease
     
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  14. Wooperts_duck

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    Sounds like a pretty good offer to me!
     
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  15. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Yep, just about to post it on the Nothing thread!
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    hi mate hope you missed me back in 3 weeks at my house in Malindi kenya
     
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  17. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Are you kidding?
    The only thing l miss is my next gin & tonic!
     
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  18. Wooperts_duck

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    Welcome back Rog !! Ready for the play-offs ?
     
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  19. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    A couple of new members ????
    Or…… umbrellas for the outdoor bar!

    IMG_4003.jpeg
     
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