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Off Topic The 2023 big fat thread of Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Dec 1, 2021.

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Best Christmas Song

  1. Mistletoe and Wine- Cliffy

    6.3%
  2. Rock and Roll Christmas - Gary Glitter

    6.3%
  3. Walking in the Air - Aled Jones

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  4. Christmas Wrapping - The waitresses

    6.3%
  5. Underneath The Tree - Kelly Clarkson

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  6. Tis the damn season - Taylor Swift

    6.3%
  7. Mistletoe - Justin Bieber

    6.3%
  8. I never knew the meaning of Christmas - NSync

    6.3%
  9. Santa Baby - Michael Bubble

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  10. Sucky is a ****

    81.3%
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  1. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    That's a Kraken idea mate.


    (Gessa, gone all Fosse)
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yeh but it was funny when you did it<laugh>:bandit:
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Well exactly.

    There's a pub at the bottom of the road that we could all walk to and have a few drinks and have someone else cook and bring food to the table for us which she has now decided is '****'.

    There is zero evidence to support here stance, she's just stated that it'll be ****.

    I don't get it, I genuinely don't. We used to even go out on Christmas Eve for a pub meal in front of an open fire (etc.,insert country pub cliche here) but that's also fallen by the wayside.


    Anyway, just nipped to Asda and bought some boxes of Sierra Nevada and Neck Oil, so that might see me through the first couple of days.
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Is she in charge? Or do you decide these things together?
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    She's clealry in charge of the kitchen. I'm in charge of paying for it all.

    She did say if the whole thing is doing her head in she'd reconsider. If the weather is ok and we can get out in the day it won't be so bad.

    It'll no doubt be like The Somme for two weeks though.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    This is the first year Mrs luv has given in we're out on 24th 26th 27th 28th 29th and 31st going to be skint lol.
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Just saw this cheery sign while out<laugh>
    Screenshot_20221220-124712_Gallery.jpg
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    #888
  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    You also feel uncomfortable when it goes below 20?

    me too
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    It's what women do.
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Thats @Chief s job mate he does it with more frustration <laugh>
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Its why i came back in tbh, charge up the blower and order some weed, that came just now and im going back out to meet the bird at half 2 and take her to choose a new coat.

    Then ive definitely done all the gift shopping... Nearly <laugh>
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’ve just been Trafford Centre to get the last few presents. I’m stunned that people don’t just randomly commit suicide in that place, it’s just utterly awful.
     
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  14. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Fcking hate it.

    Just the thought of the parking alone puts me off going there at Christmas.
     
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  15. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Take someone with you then.
     
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  16. Spurlock

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    Or practice parking a bit more in your spare time

    very easy nowadays with all the beep tech in your cars tbh
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    The Swan is a bit contentious tbh <whistle>
     
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  18. Sucky

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    Sounds like Westfield down here, had to go in there last year for something and fukin hell ive never wanted to leave a place so quickly.

    No windows, no clear exits, its like a casino in las Vegas i imagine
     
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  19. Sucky

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    Hes got no mates.


    Just us lot
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Is that not illegal anymore since her majesty's departure?

    Got nuff in the park near me, ducks too.. :bandit:
     
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